Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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