You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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