By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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