Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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