DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Randomize
