i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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