If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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