i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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