im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
my poor anus
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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