do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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