Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
