how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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