he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I need to wash the frat house off of me