I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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