"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
My balls are so social today.
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just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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