Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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