That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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