Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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