I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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