In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
