I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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