My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
the room spins SO much faster in panama
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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