i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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