so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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