Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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