Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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