No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize