i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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