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• (216): View more from Ohio

  you turned your livingroom into a bong?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Why does Corona taste like a burp?

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• (516): View more from New York

  i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?

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  See you tonight.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You should come by for the fire station blow job tour

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• (925): View more from California

  I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .

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• (347): View more from New York

  Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot

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• (585): View more from New York

  My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.

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