Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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