I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her