You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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