he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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