I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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