have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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