break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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