Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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