I hate your face
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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