Whoa Z and x make the same sound
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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