please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Can you bring me the toilet please
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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