Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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