New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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