he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I am one with the molecules
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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