The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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