hotel room ftw
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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