she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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