and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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