Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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