using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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