I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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