Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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