i permit you to call me
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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