Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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