this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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