god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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