I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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